Conversation while watching Arizona play some other team.
Me: What does a center do?
D: You mean the position?
D: Block shots, play defense and rebound. They are the tall players.
Me: If I were a professional basketball player what position would I play?
D (without any hesitation and in a completely serious tone): the bench...for sure.
It's funny because it's true. I like that he added "for sure," just in case I thought he was on the fence about it.